Joke

JOKES AND RIDDLES

RIDDLE       

    Two boys walk into a restaurant and buy the same drink with ice cubes. One drinks fast and the other drinks slow. the next  night  the one that drank slow died. why? HINT:the drinks were poisoned. ANSWER the ice cubes were poisoned. when the ice cubes melted the poison  seeped into the drink of the slow man. 

JOKE

do you know the difference between  a old glove and
a piece of candy.
no?
Good ,then eat this old glove!





riddle
what  appears when you sit down and disappears when you stand up?
answer

your lap.

joke
why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?
answer
so they won't freeze their buns off!


riddle
what is the same shape as a elephant  but weighs nothing.

answer
an elephants shadow







JOKE
    How do  you spill  a  full glass   and  not spill any  water?
Spill a  full glass of  milk  instead!

riddle

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