RIDDLE
Two boys walk into a restaurant and buy the same drink with ice cubes. One drinks fast and the other drinks slow. the next night the one that drank slow died. why? HINT:the drinks were poisoned. ANSWER the ice cubes were poisoned. when the ice cubes melted the poison seeped into the drink of the slow man.
JOKE
do you know the difference between a old glove and
a piece of candy.
no?
Good ,then eat this old glove!
riddle
what appears when you sit down and disappears when you stand up?
answer
your lap.
joke
why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?
answer
so they won't freeze their buns off!
riddle
what is the same shape as a elephant but weighs nothing.
answer
an elephants shadow
JOKE
How do you spill a full glass and not spill any water?
Spill a full glass of milk instead!
riddle
look at the